It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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