So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I think my moral compass just broke
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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