Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I am never drinking with the goths again.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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