Grow some girl-balls and come out already
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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