im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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