chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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