Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I faked an abortion last night.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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