how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Congratulations! We have a period
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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