winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I didn't notice because vodka
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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