I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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