What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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