i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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