Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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