Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
God, I missed his penis.
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