new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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