One girl and one boy is just not enough.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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