whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
He did a backflip because drugs
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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