She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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