nut hugger
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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