I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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