if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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