Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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