Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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