I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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