you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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