Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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