She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
