we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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