someone get that fucking seahorse.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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