For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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