Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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