I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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