in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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