i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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