playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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