new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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