haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Randomize
