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I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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