i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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