go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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