Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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