He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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