Yo dont text me then not text me
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
There's always time for handjobs
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Randomize
