But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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