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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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