is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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