A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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