Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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