Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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