Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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